Paul Mac comes to the DEAL with a colourful past to say the least ! An invader from beyond Hadrian's Wall , Paul is a true Northerner hailing from Perth . He says he is here on missionary work but we have yet to see him on his knees , perhaps Shelley can elaborate ... His former stage name was Uma Holburns , a spectacularly hairy drag artist and overweight balding stripper - think Andy Bell from Erasure meets Buster Bloodvessel meets Clyde the Orang Utan - you got the picture , now it will never leave your head . Paul is also often accused of miming to karaoke but we've yet to obtain any evidence . . . Come and see one of our gigs and judge for yourselves !
